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Jan. 10th, 2009

Jacob and Sakura's Wedding

Welcome Back

Welcome back one last time, dear viewers. I know it's been quite some time since we wrapped up our season of Farmer Wants A... with Jacob Thomason. We had to wait until their family was safely under way and their children had a chance to grow up without the glare of spotlights and fans trying to peer through their windows before we could air any final updates for Jacob Thomason and Sakura Kinomoto.
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Aug. 15th, 2008

Closing Interviews

Thank you for remaining with us, dear viewers. Now, we will speak briefly one-on-one with our two finalists this season, Magic Beenz and Sakura Kinomo, chosen by Jacob Thomason to be his wife.

First, let's speak with Magic. Magic, what will you miss most, now that you have not been selected to remain as Jacob's wife.

Aug. 14th, 2008

Finale, Part 2

((Author's Note: I apologize for the crappy pictures in the first half of this episode. I usually am very careful not to get pieces from another room in the pictures of the studio, but I was sick as a dog when I went back in to take these missing pictures and I just didn't even notice the sink was showing in a number of shots (or I would have at least cropped them out!). *makes a face* Oh well. At least I'm getting this done, right?))

Welcome back to our studio, Magic Beenz and Sakura Kinomoto. And welcome Jacob Thomason! Tonight, viewers, we will find out who Jacob will select to become his wife.

Aug. 11th, 2008

Grand Finale, Part 1

Big Episode 

Welcome again, loyal viewers! Tonight is a big deal around here! Tonight, we have part one of our Grand Finale of...

Farmer Wants a Wife!

Jul. 25th, 2008

Wife Choosing, Week 6

Hello Once More

Hello and welcome back, loyal viewers! We're getting down to the end of our show. Jacob Thomason has narrowed his search for a wife down to two final contestants. Magic Beenz and Sakura Kinomoto.

Jul. 20th, 2008

Wife Choosing, Week 5

Hello!

Hello again, loyal viewers. We are down to our final three contestants now! Let's take a moment to review all seven women who have participated in our show.

Jul. 18th, 2008

Wife Choosing, Week 4

Welcome Back

Oh, hello there! Welcome back! Things are definitely starting to pick up around here, aren't they? So far, we have had Keth Wynn, Ruyb Babii and then Lynn Avery leave Blossom Pines. Who will be asked to move out this week?

We'll find out at the end of tonight's episode!

Jul. 16th, 2008

Wife Choosing, Week 3

Welcome Back

Hello again, folks. Welcome to week three of Farmer Wants a Wife!

The last two weeks have seen Keth Wynne and Ruyb Babii leave the farm, both women stating there was no real chemistry between themselves and Jacob Thomason, our farmer. Let's see how the the remaining five women have fared this week.

Jul. 13th, 2008

Wife Choosing, Week 2

Lorelei Hello

And hello again, dear viewers. Welcome back once more to Farmer Wants a Wife.

Last week, we had our seven chosen contestants move onto Blossom Pines and we watched as they and our farmer, Jacob Thomason, spent the first week getting to know each other. While it is never easy being the first voted out, someone does always need to be first and this time it was Keth Wynne.

Jul. 1st, 2008

Wife Choosing, Week 1

Lorelei Opening

Hello and welcome back, viewers. I'm afraid we have some bad news for some of you. I know after our results show last week, many of you selected your favorites and have already been writing in, cheering them on.

Unfortunately, one of our applicants lied on her form.

Jun. 28th, 2008

The Results Show

Welcome Back
Welcome back once more, gentle viewers. Now it is time for us to reveal who will be continuing on and who has been cut from...

Farmer Wants A Wife!

Jun. 27th, 2008

Wife Auditions, Week 2

Lorelei Welcome

Hello! Welcome back to “Farmer Wants A Wife!” We had some fantastic applicants in last week’s episode. Now it’s time to meet the rest of the folks who have made it to our final round. First up is an applicant who attended one of our live audition calls.

Jun. 24th, 2008

Wife Auditions, Week 1

((Writer's Note: I apologize for the line spacing on this stupid thing. I have no clue what the heck is going on. Sometimes, I put in a carriage return and get two blank lines. So I take it out and the paragraphs wind up squished up against each other. I'm giving up trying to get the darn thing to format properly. You'll have to live with it. Sorry.))


Greetings, good viewers and welcome back to Farmer Wants A Wife!

 

Lorelei Thornton


My name is Lorelei Thornton and it’s time now to meet the hopefuls for this season of our new television show.

Jun. 14th, 2008

Call For Applicants

Riverblossom Hills

Welcome to the idyllic town of Riverblossom Hills, a quiet country town. A newcomer to this small town is shaking things up a bit. Meet Jacob Thomason.

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